A Drunk Guest
“In the past year, I was employed as a security guard at a hostel, where we had surveillance cameras installed throughout the premises. I was in the kitchen, watching the footage from the surveillance camera. Approximately two hours have passed when a highly inebriated person wanders into the establishment, eats a snack, and unintentionally dumps an empty bottle on the floor.” “He then proceeds to kick it into the air, where it flies across the full length of the room and into the recycling bin with perfect accuracy and precision. His intoxicated state caused him to throw up his hands and run about in a circle, evidently in awe of how magnificent he is. He was astonished. Then, after taking a few steps back, he discovered that no one was present to see it. After that, he became visibly depressed and staggered out of the kitchen, unable to speak.”
He Didn’t Care At All
“I used to work in information technology at a university, and we were the victims of a break-in last Easter. We discovered video footage of the man entering the building at 2 p.m., departing at approximately 3 p.m., and not really taking anything. Fast forward to 7 p.m., and the person returns to the auditorium, where he continues to stroll around until 6 a.m. the following morning.” “Then he proceeded to strip to his underwear, steal and wear a mask that the Japanese exchange students had constructed for the teacher, and use an excessive amount of marijuana. He was successful in stealing six full bags of random goods.”