Bad Luck
“A bird flew into my window, peed on my laptop, and then died right in front of my eyes.” Birds are used as omens in many civilizations, and I’m sure they’d all agree that this isn’t a good sign. We are sure the laptop user might’ve been put off from their work after this.
An Unfriendly Reminder
In Gary’s defense, Facebook appears to be dwindling in popularity in compared to its peak. Perhaps Gary simply has real-life friends that phone and visit him on his birthday. Let’s hope for the best. Don’t be down Gary! Enjoy your birthday anyway.