Better Parenting
Sometimes kids have fears, it happens. An example of a fear like this might be rollercoasters or other fair-ground rides. Sometimes parents have been known to push their kid to overcome this fear and go on the ride regardless. Come on, why do they need to do something they hate? Let them be. This sign knows.
Skeletal Surprise
This is quite a good prank actually. This person had decided to redo his bathroom and has left a nice surprise for the next person to inevitably redo the bathroom again. Say the house is sold within 10 years, redone within 20. Someone will certainly get a nasty shock when they see this skeleton!