Human Scarecrow
This job advertisement for a scarecrow is completely absurd. What is the exact reason for the necessity for a person in this position? Instead of using hay to stuff a pair of overalls, why don’t they just use the old-fashioned method? This seems like the makings of a scary horror thriller, doesn’t it?
Secret Ingredient
The person who designed this sign for Wendy’s clearly didn’t think things through. If their employees are the secret ingredient, we don’t want to be associated with them. Isn’t it true that human hamburgers don’t exist?