Crocs
Crocs may be the greatest example of false advertising of the 21st century. 21st century. With a name like that, you’d expect something pretty nasty, but what you get are foam clogs. Foam. clogged. None of this sounds like it looks good, does it? Honestly, no one cares how good your feet feel in them – unlike the once-maligned Birkenstock sandals, these will never regain their stylish status..
Crocs
Straw hats
There is no haircut bad enough to justify wearing a straw hat on your head. Not now. Never. Even if your barber was out until 4am and showed up to cut your mop, still blind drunk with nothing but the plastic knife and fork he ate his kebab with. Still no. You’re not Bruno Mars on the beach. And if so, get a better hat. Like a baseball cap. Or a garbage bag.
Straw hats
