Kids really do come up with the most hilarious comments. Any parent can attest to the fact that their child blossoms linguistically during the school years. We’d all like to believe that our children are perfect angels in the classroom, but the truth is that they don’t always give the right (or even the appropriate) response. Some of the things that kids come up with on tests are absolutely hilarious, especially when you consider how innocent and creative they are. Talking to your kid’s teacher usually results in some hilarious anecdotes about that. I won’t even begin to talk about teenagers. Try not to chuckle too hard at these brilliantly funny responses submitted by students. When they don’t know the answers, these kids will surprise you with their ingenuity. Browse the pictures until you find the one you like best!
Insanely Hilarious Children’s Test Answers
Does Anyone Else Have 4 More Ideas?
Well, thinking about it, the kid’s not totally off base here. In their defense, I’m not sure that the average adult, including myself, is familiar with the six different animals that call the Arctic home.
Does anyone Else Have 4 More Ideas
Definitely A Fan
The fact that the instructor marked this response as incorrect is puzzling to me, to say the least. It seems to be a question about opinions, so in a strict sense, this kid can’t be in the wrong. Oh, and I share your opinion, young man.
Definitely A Fan
That’s Not How It Works
You must have thought you were getting something for nothing on this one, kid, but unfortunately, things didn’t turn out the way you wanted them to. We just hope you make it up for it on other tests, for lost points.
That’s Not How It Works
That’s What Usually Happens
It would appear that this youngster was taught starting at a very young age that the world does not owe them anything and that they are not entitled to anything. I’m willing to put money on the fact that this kid is indeed a strong one.
That’s What Usually Happens
School Just Ain’t For This Kid
Oh, you poor child, school is only going to get more challenging and perplexing from here on out. Despite this, there are a lot of people who can empathize with you, that is one we are definitely sure of! You’re not alone!
School Just Ain’t For This Kid
Just Doing Math
The youngster did make use of mathematics in order to solve Problem 4, so what exactly is the issue here? They also got it right, so I don’t see any issues with this situation.
Just Doing Math
That’s Not Nice
You were so close to having the correct response, but instead, you chose to be judgmental, and that’s not nice! We wish the parents of kids found out about this. As a side note, however, for which class is this test intended?
That’s Not Nice
There’s Nothing Wrong Here
These children may not be particularly studious, but they sure are smart. They really should be awarded some bonus points for their creative efforts. I mean, this kid just straight out answered your question using common sense!
There’s Nothing Wrong Here
Activist In The Making
I get it, buddy; I understand exactly where you’re coming from. I’m willing to bet that this young man is currently out there doing his part in advocating for social and economic justice.
Activist In The Making
The Brain Agreed
Okay, there’s no way that this answer should be considered incorrect. When we need to find an answer, don’t we all have that internal conversation first?
The Brain Agreed
Have You Had A Taste?
After hearing this response, I can’t help but feel a little concerned about this child. We can only hope that the child does not seriously believe that brains are tasty. They are correct, however, with regard to the cantaloupe.
Have You Had A Taste
Mariah Carey Level
Even if this young person isn’t an expert on sound frequency, at least we can agree that they have excellent musical taste, right? It was unfair that the hearts did not count for bonus points.
Mariah Carey Level
Different States
To tell you the truth, I have no idea if this is supposed to be a dig at people from New Jersey, but it certainly comes across that way!
Different States
Communism VS Chemistry
Again, from a purely technical standpoint, this is correct! It’s possible that these kids won’t end up being a scientist when they grow up, but I think they have a bright future in sociology or history.
Communism VS Chemistry
A Piece Of Cake
Who needs to know the pythagorean theorem when you’re able to just find the “x” right there on your paper? Incredibly easy. You don’t need too much calculation just to find it!
A Piece Of Cake
Where Else Could It Be?
If you’re absolutely horrible at having to remember places as well as dates in history like I am, then you’ll find this one particularly satisfying. I’m sure I’m not the only one. I am sure that I did.
Where Else Could It Be
True Enough
I can just picture this kid looking at their test paper, frowning because they don’t know the answer, and then writing this with a smug expression on their face. The game is over, instructor.
True Enough
Did What He Was Told To Do
In defense of this kid, I should mention that when I was his age, I had a lot of trouble with the greater-than and less-than signs as well. Congratulations, young man. You made it easy for everyone.
Did What He Was Told To Do
#SetThePlantFree
To begin, sketching the appropriate response would have been an extremely challenging task. Second, I believe that this is the drawing that holds the title of my all-time favorite.
#SetThePlantFree
Got Big Dreams
We shouldn’t put a damper on this youngster’s aspirations because they are lofty. I believe in you, kid. We have high hopes that you will one day come across this assignment as an adult and be reminded of the big dreamer you once were!
Got Big Dreams
There’s Nothing Much To It
This kid was given one of those irksome exam questions that compelled them to show their work, but it seems that they got lazy and didn’t feel like explaining it any further, so the question was marked wrong. You are either aware of the solution or you are not, is that not the case?
There’s Nothing Much To It
Enough Already!
If the instructor wasn’t a fan of The Office, then this sassy response probably didn’t go over very well with her. Fingers crossed, though, she was a fan! We don’t know what would be her excuse to ask this if she isn’t.
Enough Already!
All About Jesus
To be clear, it is not inappropriate for a person to feel strongly about their religious beliefs; however, there are times when it is probably not the best idea to proclaim those beliefs to the rest of the world. In a test involving multiplication.
All About Jesus
It’s Inevitable
This young man is aware of the fact that it is highly improbable that he, or the vast majority of people, will make it to the ripe old age of 100. As a result, he transformed this task into a humorous little quip about being an undead entity.
It’s Inevitable
Gender Stereotypes
This sarcastic response is, of course, a dig at the notion that men have the propensity to believe that they are right all the time. We are not claiming that it is true, but at the same time, we are not denying that it is true…
Gender Stereotypes
Heartless Indeed
This student’s response was merely pointing out that the two giraffes in the illustration are absolutely horrible for leaving their friend to die, which is pretty sure the correct answer to this question is technically Darwin’s theory of evolution (can a biology expert please confirm or deny this?). However, pretty sure the correct answer to this question is technically Darwin’s theory of evolution.
Heartless Indeed
He’s Right
To tell you the truth, this youngster does have a point. If you ask me, this is a perfectly valid answer because even adults will sometimes (or always) use their fingers to solve simple mathematical equations. If you ask anyone else, they will use their eyes.
He’s Right
All By Myself
Ignoring the fact that this is incorrect from a biological standpoint, the first cells were most likely very isolated. But in the end, they were able to locate one another, and everything worked out perfectly!
All By Myself
Algebra
Algebra is a subject that nobody enjoys, least of all Peter, who thought it would be a good idea to take the word “expand” very literally on his test. As a result, he expanded the equation, which was the exact action that was required of him by the problem.
Algebra
Fit And Hit
Why are “fit” and “hit” the only verb choices for this question? That is the question that we want to be answered. Is it just me, or does that strike you as odd in some way? At least this student was able to point out the inappropriate treatment of animals and substitute a more suitable verb in its place.
Fit And Hit
Just What A Grown Adult Will Do
This student is showing that they are resilient in the face of challenging circumstances. It is perfectly acceptable to acknowledge when you are in a difficult situation and require assistance; however, there are times when you must simply pick yourself up and keep moving forward.
Just How A Grown Adult Will Do
A Freeloader
Listen up, Frankie, you just turned seven years old. This is the one and only time in your life when it is acceptable and even encouraged for you to be a freeloader. Enjoy it while you can. Just make the most of it while you still have the chance to!
A Freeloader
Strongest Force
Come on, the teacher really should have rewarded this student with some points simply for their positive attitude; it’s admirable! On a side note, I have to say that I absolutely adore the fact that they offered “pet rock” as an answer to the question before this one.
Strongest Force
Thinking
It’s typical for test questions to require students to justify their answers, which can be a real pain. Somewhat literally, this student depicted Bobby “thinking” about how he knows that he has more money than Amy. Clever!
Thinking
All Correct
This astute student guessed that their teacher would fall prey to confirmation bias and conclude that their answer was correct. Despite its apparent efficacy, this strategy looks more laborious than simply flipping a coin.
All Correct
The Easiest Way
Let’s be honest: by the time an American student graduates high school, he or she has forgotten all of the metric system conversions they were taught in the third grade. Do you seriously recall any of that? I doubted that very much.
The Easiest Way
They’re Not Real
This child is not completely incorrect, but there are times when it is appropriate to use your imagination. How cynical can you get?
They’re Not Real
Is He Wrong Though?
As can be seen, this student satisfies all requirements to be considered a first-world anarchist. It is to be hoped that they did not suffer any penalties as a result of this stunt, which, despite being funny and ingenious, could have resulted in the failure of the entire examination.
Is He Wrong Though
Ninja
It just goes to show that snarky, clever answers can sometimes win over the teacher, and depending on the circumstances, they might even earn you extra points!
Ninja
Too Confident
I realize that the goal of this activity is to help the students feel good about themselves by encouraging them to reflect on their unique qualities, but this kid might be a little too sure of himself…
Too Confident
Stuck In An Island
If you were to become marooned on a remote island, there is no assurance that you would have access to a reliable supply of food. Therefore, bringing a snack… I mean, a “companion” along for the journey could end up being very beneficial to you in the long run!
Stuck In An Island
What’s The Question?
If you don’t want to respond to a question on the exam, all you need to do is draw a picture of a big scary bear over it and act like you can’t see it. Have you ever given that any consideration before? It would appear that the answer is as simple as that.
What’s The Question
Taking It Too Literally
This student really deserves some bonus points for going above and beyond the required level of effort on this question. Obviously, writing a letter in Chinese is the most convincing way to portray a Chinese immigrant. Let’s hope it’s not just a bunch of swear words now. Because I can’t read or speak Chinese, I have no idea what…
Taking It To Literally
Finish Line
You have to admit that this is clever, right? The “No!!” response makes it seem like the teacher didn’t give this student any credit for the hilarious answer they provided.
Finish Line
Perfect Example
This student did take a significant risk by responding to this exam question with a snappy and succinct answer; however, it appears that the strategy was successful.
Perfect Example