Fool Me Once
The manager of this Blockbuster Video store is not going to be duped again. They were obviously dealing with a bit of a “dinosaur impersonating a human” problem in this area. That is becoming increasingly frequent these days. Sorry, brilliant dinosaurs, but you’ll have to go to a separate movie store to submit your application. Good luck in actually locating one, though.
Clampiano
Wow! We appreciate that a passing motorist took the time to present us with this sign. It’s a highly precise help wanted sign with extremely specific instructions. I’m hoping they were able to find the ideal individual, who had previously worked at a piano bar along the beach. “Clampiano Player” must be listed as a previous position on their résumé.