The Funniest Job Ads You’ll Ever See

Published on 10/20/2021
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Half-Shell Not Included

For those of you who enjoy the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we have the perfect work opportunity for you. As long as you’re not bothered by the prospect of crawling into a sewer to turn in your application. Whoever put up this “Help Wanted” sign is turt-ally shell-arious, to say the least. Cowabunga!

Half Shell Not Included

Half Shell Not Included

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The Pay Is Awful

Only $6 per hour will be paid to these two teens if they accept the position at this A&W restaurant. No self-respecting adolescent would labor for such pitiful compensation. An excellent illustration of the significance of proofreading is provided here.

The Pay Is Awful

The Pay Is Awful

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