Half-Shell Not Included
For those of you who enjoy the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we have the perfect work opportunity for you. As long as you’re not bothered by the prospect of crawling into a sewer to turn in your application. Whoever put up this “Help Wanted” sign is turt-ally shell-arious, to say the least. Cowabunga!
The Pay Is Awful
Only $6 per hour will be paid to these two teens if they accept the position at this A&W restaurant. No self-respecting adolescent would labor for such pitiful compensation. An excellent illustration of the significance of proofreading is provided here.