Sandwich Grab
Dropping things is simply a part of life. There will be times that somehow items just manage to escape your grasp, it really isn’t the biggest deal. Which just exemplifies how this person had a real nightmare (if they’re telling the truth!). Reaching over to retrieve a fallen sandwich ended up with a trip to the E.R. for this dude! It must have been the best sandwich in the world if it was worth that!
It Was Grandma!
This employee called in sick because he claimed that she was poisoned by tainted ham! Just wait, it gets more interesting. Not only was she poisoned by the ham, but it was Grandma’s ham! That’s right, this employee truly believed that her Grandmother was out to get her! We hope Nana didn’t take it to heart.