‘Foot’ Long Bass
Why bring a ruler when a fisherman can quickly measure his catch by having the dimensions tattooed on his leg? He can demonstrate that he wasn’t exaggerating about the size of the fish if he obtains photographic proof. He might, however, slightly inflate his account.
‘Foot’ Long Bass
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That’s One Way To Do It
When his friend already has a set, why spend money on a pair of hedge clippers? He attached his lawnmower to a crane so he could drive over the top of the hedges while clipping weeds, leaves, and stray branches. If it’s stupid and it works, well, it isn’t stupid is it?
That’s One Way To Do It
